TRUMP AND CROCKETT — KINGS OF THE WILD FRONTIER

WHO COULD GUESS WILD CARD DONALD TRUMP WOULD WIND UP THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR PREZ? NOT ME. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. TALK ABOUT WILD.

DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT EVERY TIME I SEE TRUMP AT A PODIUM WITH HIS FRESHLY-DYED, GOLDEN-TOPPED HAIR (OR HAIR SUBSTITUTE) I THINK OF DAVY CROCKETT. DAVY PROUDLY WORE THAT COONSKIN CAP, SO REMINISCENT OF TRUMP’S FAVORED HEADPIECE.

SO, I DID SOME DIGGING AND HERE ARE THE TOP WAYS TRUMP AND DAVY ARE ALIKE:

• THE HAIR APPARENT – BOTH HAD A THING ABOUT THAT THING ON THEIR HEAD

• TV SHOWS – TRUMP HAD THE APPRENTICE AND DAVY CROCKETT HAD A SHOW

    (AND A SONG) IN THE 50s

• MULTIPLE WIVES – TRUMP 3, CROCKETT 2

• POLITICS – BOTH TRUMP AND CROCKETT HAD DIFFERENT CAREERS BEFORE TOSSING

    THEIR “HAT” IN THE RING FOR POLITICAL CAREERS

• KNIVES & GUNS – BOTH TRUMP AND CROCKETT ARE PRO-WEAPONS

    (TRUMP EVEN PRO-NUKE)

• ANTI-MEXICAN – TRUMP WANTS TO BUILD A WALL AND CROCKETT WAS AT THE

    ALAMO AND WAS KILLED BY MEXICAN SOLDIERS

SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT. A FAST LOOK AT HOW TRUMP AND CROCKETT ARE TWINSIES.

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