WHO COULD GUESS WILD CARD DONALD TRUMP WOULD WIND UP THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR PREZ? NOT ME. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. TALK ABOUT WILD.
DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT EVERY TIME I SEE TRUMP AT A PODIUM WITH HIS FRESHLY-DYED, GOLDEN-TOPPED HAIR (OR HAIR SUBSTITUTE) I THINK OF DAVY CROCKETT. DAVY PROUDLY WORE THAT COONSKIN CAP, SO REMINISCENT OF TRUMP’S FAVORED HEADPIECE.
SO, I DID SOME DIGGING AND HERE ARE THE TOP WAYS TRUMP AND DAVY ARE ALIKE:
• THE HAIR APPARENT – BOTH HAD A THING ABOUT THAT THING ON THEIR HEAD
• TV SHOWS – TRUMP HAD THE APPRENTICE AND DAVY CROCKETT HAD A SHOW
(AND A SONG) IN THE 50s
• MULTIPLE WIVES – TRUMP 3, CROCKETT 2
• POLITICS – BOTH TRUMP AND CROCKETT HAD DIFFERENT CAREERS BEFORE TOSSING
THEIR “HAT” IN THE RING FOR POLITICAL CAREERS
• KNIVES & GUNS – BOTH TRUMP AND CROCKETT ARE PRO-WEAPONS
(TRUMP EVEN PRO-NUKE)
• ANTI-MEXICAN – TRUMP WANTS TO BUILD A WALL AND CROCKETT WAS AT THE
ALAMO AND WAS KILLED BY MEXICAN SOLDIERS
SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT. A FAST LOOK AT HOW TRUMP AND CROCKETT ARE TWINSIES.