Risë Birnbaum
Maybe Cheney should start counting backwards from 100 by 7 to check his cognitive abilities these days ‘cause the guy is making no sense at all. There was more gibberish in Cheney’s Wall Street Journal op-ed than on Honey Boo Boo.
I mean, can we really blame Obama for the Iraq war? No. If anyone had war paint on it was Cheney himself, who told us all point blank that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction, and even linked Saddam to the September 11 attacks. So let’s all vote for war instead of UN inspectors. Yay!
Dick Cheney himself was the head cheerleader for a war that cost us thousands of American men and women and trillions of dollars. Yes, that’s trillions with a TR. And what about the Cheney lines that we’d be “treated like liberators” and the war would take “weeks not months?” Maybe it’s a Mayan calendar.
Is his memory failing? Does he need some magic Dr. Oz supplements to help maintain his brain?
How can Cheney blame Obama for a nasty war he engineered with the help of fearless leader President George W. Bush?
Why doesn’t Cheney blame Obama for the Holocaust and Vietnam while he’s at it.
I cringed when President Clinton said “I never inhaled,” with a straight face, but the stuff Cheney is saying is way beyond cringe-worthy. It’s pure bullsh*t. In short, the guy has zero/nada/zilch/no shame.
Cheney had a successful heart transplant in 2012 and we won’t go into whether he got special treatment, but before that his heart would automatically get “shocked” if there were irregular beats. Can you imagine Cheney getting shocked every time he told a lie? Shock-a-rama!
To sum it up, even though Cheney has a new heart, I’m not sure at all it’s in the right place. And as for a brain? Let’s just call it small.